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author | Case Duckworth | 2015-03-18 22:24:09 -0700 |
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committer | Case Duckworth | 2015-03-18 22:24:09 -0700 |
commit | f5a19b8432e1b995ce55df5a330d03072ecf55da (patch) | |
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parent | Add articles from NAU MFA (that were missing) (diff) | |
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Compile new articles to html & river
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1 | about | ||
2 | case | ||
3 | duckworth | ||
4 | case | ||
5 | duckworth | ||
6 | is | ||
7 | the | ||
8 | cowardly | ||
9 | but | ||
10 | lovable | ||
11 | great | ||
12 | dane | ||
13 | who | ||
14 | solves | ||
15 | mysteries | ||
16 | on | ||
17 | tv | ||
18 | maybe | ||
19 | you've | ||
20 | seen | ||
21 | him | ||
22 | while | ||
23 | watching | ||
24 | commercials | ||
25 | for | ||
26 | pine-sol | ||
27 | or | ||
28 | orange-glo | ||
29 | cleaners | ||
30 | these | ||
31 | products | ||
32 | dress | ||
33 | as | ||
34 | monsters | ||
35 | to | ||
36 | lure | ||
37 | only | ||
38 | the | ||
39 | right | ||
40 | kind | ||
41 | of | ||
42 | venture | ||
43 | capitalist | ||
44 | but | ||
45 | duckworth | ||
46 | believes | ||
47 | in | ||
48 | the | ||
49 | right | ||
50 | of | ||
51 | all | ||
52 | venture | ||
53 | capitalists | ||
54 | to | ||
55 | invest | ||
56 | in | ||
57 | products | ||
58 | they | ||
59 | believe | ||
60 | in | ||
61 | his | ||
62 | mortal | ||
63 | enemy | ||
64 | is | ||
65 | the | ||
66 | evil | ||
67 | old | ||
68 | man | ||
69 | jenkins | ||
70 | who | ||
71 | believes | ||
72 | that | ||
73 | the | ||
74 | only | ||
75 | venture | ||
76 | capitalists | ||
77 | that | ||
78 | should | ||
79 | be | ||
80 | allowed | ||
81 | to | ||
82 | invests | ||
83 | are | ||
84 | from | ||
85 | the | ||
86 | meddling | ||
87 | kids | ||
88 | gang | ||
89 | of | ||
90 | edo | ||
91 | when | ||
92 | not | ||
93 | being | ||
94 | a | ||
95 | great | ||
96 | dane | ||
97 | duckworth | ||
98 | is | ||
99 | a | ||
100 | christmas | ||
101 | ham | ||
102 | spreading | ||
103 | good | ||
104 | cheer | ||
105 | and | ||
106 | pork | ||
107 | products | ||
108 | to | ||
109 | underprivileged | ||
110 | gangs | ||
111 | of | ||
112 | venture | ||
113 | capitalists | ||
114 | in | ||
115 | winter | ||
116 | he | ||
117 | keeps | ||
118 | them | ||
119 | warm | ||
120 | with | ||
121 | his | ||
122 | questionable | ||
123 | farming | ||
124 | practices | ||
125 | and | ||
126 | threat | ||
127 | of | ||
128 | trichinosis | ||
129 | as | ||
130 | well | ||
131 | as | ||
132 | with | ||
133 | his | ||
134 | own | ||
135 | brand | ||
136 | of | ||
137 | firestarter | ||
138 | called | ||
139 | duckworth | ||
140 | stax | ||
141 | he | ||
142 | usually | ||
143 | steals | ||
144 | his | ||
145 | stax | ||
146 | from | ||
147 | dog | ||
148 | food | ||
149 | factories | ||
150 | making | ||
151 | him | ||
152 | a | ||
153 | modern | ||
154 | robin | ||
155 | hood | ||
156 | in | ||
157 | addition | ||
158 | to | ||
159 | a | ||
160 | great | ||
161 | dane | ||
162 | and | ||
163 | christmas | ||
164 | ham | ||
165 | case | ||
166 | duckworth | ||
167 | truly | ||
168 | is | ||
169 | a | ||
170 | jack-of-all-trades | ||
171 | the | ||
172 | only | ||
173 | thing | ||
174 | missing | ||
175 | from | ||
176 | his | ||
177 | repertoire | ||
178 | is | ||
179 | the | ||
180 | ability | ||
181 | to | ||
182 | begin | ||
183 | a | ||
184 | word | ||
185 | with | ||
186 | anything | ||
187 | but | ||
188 | an | ||
189 | r | ||
190 | sound | ||
191 | although | ||
192 | given | ||
193 | the | ||
194 | fact | ||
195 | he | ||
196 | is | ||
197 | a | ||
198 | dog | ||
199 | it's | ||
200 | remarkable | ||
201 | he | ||
202 | can | ||
203 | speak | ||
204 | at | ||
205 | all | ||
206 | duckworth | ||
207 | was | ||
208 | voiced | ||
209 | by | ||
210 | don | ||
211 | messick | ||
212 | until | ||
213 | his | ||
214 | death | ||
215 | in | ||
216 | 1997 | ||
217 | when | ||
218 | frank | ||
219 | welker | ||
220 | took | ||
221 | over | ||
222 | to | ||
223 | the | ||
224 | dismay | ||
225 | of | ||
226 | fans | ||
227 | everywhere | ||