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authorCase Duckworth2015-03-02 16:46:17 -0700
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@@ -12,13 +12,13 @@ walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, \
12"Did you remember to check the end state \ 12"Did you remember to check the end state \
13of that simulation we were running?" The other \ 13of that simulation we were running?" The other \
14says, "No, I thought that you did?" To which \ 14says, "No, I thought that you did?" To which \
15the first replies, "Oh shit, we missed it. \ 15the first replies, "[Oh shit][], we missed it. \
16I suppose we must do all of this again. Barkeep, 16I suppose we must do all of this again. Barkeep,
17 17
18two beers please." The bartender nods in that way \ 18two beers please." The bartender nods in that way \
19that bartenders do, pours the two beers, \ 19that bartenders do, pours the two beers, \
20expertly, by the way, just so, and hands them \ 20expertly, by the way, just so, and hands them \
21to the first hyperintelligent pandimensional being. \ 21to the first [hyperintelligent pandimensional][] being. \
22The second one pulls a few singles out of his \ 22The second one pulls a few singles out of his \
23wallet, places them on the bar, and the pair \ 23wallet, places them on the bar, and the pair \
24turn around and begin walking toward a table \ 24turn around and begin walking toward a table \
@@ -32,13 +32,18 @@ One of them, the one without the beer, breaks \
32the silence by exclaiming, "Oh dear god, I'm \ 32the silence by exclaiming, "Oh dear god, I'm \
33sorry! I didn't know your prices went up since \ 33sorry! I didn't know your prices went up since \
34last time. What do I owe you?" The bartender \ 34last time. What do I owe you?" The bartender \
35says, "Oh, just another dollar-fifty." The being \ 35says, "Oh, just another [dollar][]-fifty." The being \
36reaches in his back pocket, slides out his \ 36reaches in his back pocket, slides out his \
37wallet, looks in smiling, and frowns when he sees \ 37wallet, looks in smiling, and frowns when he sees \
38it's empty. He looks to the other and says, \ 38it's empty. He looks to the other and says, \
39"You got a buck-fifty I can borrow?" 39"You got a [buck][]-fifty I can borrow?"
40 40
41The second hyperintelligent pandimensional being \ 41The second hyperintelligent pandimensional being \
42considers this. He sets the beers down \ 42considers this. He sets the beers down \
43on the table, pulls out his own wallet, opens \ 43on the table, pulls out his own wallet, opens \
44it, and frowns. "I'm broke too," he says. 44it, and frowns. "I'm broke too," he says.
45
46[hyperintelligent pandimensional]: http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Mice
47[Oh shit]: movingsideways.html
48[dollar]: 100-lines.html
49[buck]: plant.html