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1case
2duckworth
3is
4the
5cowardly
6but
7lovable
8great
9dane
10who
11solves
12mysteries
13on
14tv
15maybe
16you've
17seen
18him
19while
20watching
21commercials
22for
23pine-sol
24or
25orange-glo
26cleaners
27these
28products
29dress
30as
31monsters
32to
33lure
34only
35the
36right
37kind
38of
39venture
40capitalist
41but
42duckworth
43believes
44in
45the
46right
47of
48all
49venture
50capitalists
51to
52invest
53in
54products
55they
56believe
57in
58his
59mortal
60enemy
61is
62the
63evil
64old
65man
66jenkins
67who
68believes
69that
70the
71only
72venture
73capitalists
74that
75should
76be
77allowed
78to
79invests
80are
81from
82the
83meddling
84kids
85gang
86of
87edo
88when
89not
90being
91a
92great
93dane
94duckworth
95is
96a
97christmas
98ham
99spreading
100good
101cheer
102and
103pork
104products
105to
106underprivileged
107gangs
108of
109venture
110capitalists
111in
112winter
113he
114keeps
115them
116warm
117with
118his
119questionable
120farming
121practices
122and
123threat
124of
125trichinosis
126as
127well
128as
129with
130his
131own
132brand
133of
134firestarter
135called
136duckworth
137stax
138he
139usually
140steals
141his
142stax
143from
144dog
145food
146factories
147making
148him
149a
150modern
151robin
152hood
153in
154addition
155to
156a
157great
158dane
159and
160christmas
161ham
162case
163duckworth
164truly
165is
166a
167jack-of-all-trades
168the
169only
170thing
171missing
172from
173his
174repertoire
175is
176the
177ability
178to
179begin
180a
181word
182with
183anything
184but
185an
186r
187sound
188although
189given
190the
191fact
192he
193is
194a
195dog
196it's
197remarkable
198he
199can
200speak
201at
202all
203duckworth
204was
205voiced
206by
207don
208messick
209until
210his
211death
212in
2131997
214when
215frank
216welker
217took
218over
219to
220the
221dismay
222of
223fans
224everywhere