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1so
2two
3hyperintelligent
4pandimensional
5beings
6walk
7into
8a
9bar
10one
11turns
12to
13the
14other
15and
16says
17did
18you
19remember
20to
21check
22the
23end
24state
25of
26that
27simulation
28we
29were
30running
31the
32other
33says
34no
35i
36thought
37that
38you
39did
40to
41which
42the
43first
44replies
45oh
46shit
47we
48missed
49it
50i
51suppose
52we
53must
54do
55all
56of
57this
58again
59barkeep
60two
61beers
62please
63the
64bartender
65nods
66in
67that
68way
69that
70bartenders
71do
72pours
73the
74two
75beers
76expertly
77by
78the
79way
80just
81so
82and
83hands
84them
85to
86the
87first
88hyperintelligent
89pandimensional
90being
91the
92second
93one
94pulls
95a
96few
97singles
98out
99of
100his
101wallet
102places
103them
104on
105the
106bar
107and
108the
109pair
110turn
111around
112and
113begin
114walking
115toward
116a
117table
118in
119the
120middle
121of
122the
123mostly-empty
124bar
125the
126bar
127tender
128picks
129up
130the
131money
132fans
133it
134out
135frowns
136and
137calls
138to
139his
140patrons
141backs
142hey
143this
144isn't
145enough
146the
147two
148turn
149around
150simultan
151eously
152with
153parity
154and
155stare
156at
157him
158a
159beat
160one
161of
162them
163the
164one
165without
166the
167beer
168breaks
169the
170silence
171by
172exclaiming
173oh
174dear
175god
176i'm
177sorry
178i
179didn't
180know
181your
182prices
183went
184up
185since
186last
187time
188what
189do
190i
191owe
192you
193the
194bartender
195says
196oh
197just
198another
199dollar-fifty
200the
201being
202reaches
203in
204his
205back
206pocket
207slides
208out
209his
210wallet
211looks
212in
213smiling
214and
215frowns
216when
217he
218sees
219it's
220empty
221he
222looks
223to
224the
225other
226and
227says
228you
229got
230a
231buck-fifty
232i
233can
234borrow
235the
236second
237hyperintelligent
238pandimensional
239being
240considers
241this
242he
243sets
244the
245beers
246down
247on
248the
249table
250pulls
251out
252his
253own
254wallet
255opens
256it
257and
258frowns
259i'm
260broke
261too
262he
263says