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1a
2dog
3moving
4sideways
5is
6sick
7a
8man
9moving
10sideways
11is
12drunk
13thus
14if
15you
16want
17to
18be
19mindful
20of
21the
22movings
23of
24the
25universe
26sideways
27become
28either
29drunk
30or
31sick
32by
33doing
34this
35you
36remove
37yourself
38from
39the
40equation
41and
42are
43able
44to
45observe
46without
47being
48observed
49the
50universe
51as
52it
53dances
54sideways
55drunkenly
56shit
57wait
58the
59problem
60is
61not
62that
63by
64observing
65you
66are
67observed
68although
69quantum
70mechanics
71may
72disagree1
73because
74obviously
75dogs
76don't
77know
78we're
79observing
80them
81when
82we
83watch
84them
85through
86cameras
87in
88their
89little
90yard
91while
92they
93play
94and
95eat
96and
97poop
98who
99poops
100knowingly
101on
102camera
103the
104problem
105is
106the
107actual
108act
109of
110observing
111that
112distorts
113the
114world
115into
116what
117we
118want
119it
120to
121be
122what
123i
124want
125to
126know
127is
128this
129why
130is
131this
132necessarily
133a
134problem
135the
136dog
137is
138made
139by
140mankind
141to
142frolic
143and
144poop
145and
146sniff
147and
148growl
149and
150dig
151why
152cannot
153the
154man
155be
156made
157to
158observe
159the
160world
161incorrectly
162around
163him
164and
165worry
166about
167it
168men
169have
170always
171wandered
172about
173the
174earth
175does
176it
177not
178make
179sense
180that
181also
182they
183should
184wonder
185in
186their
187minds
188what
189makes
190it
191all
192work
1932
194in
195fact
196this
197is
198the
199very
200center
201of
202the
203creative
204being
205the
206ability
207to
208move
209sideways
210to
211dance
212with
213reality
214and
215judge
216it
217as
218it
219judges
220you
221much
222like
223teenagers
224at
225the
226junior
227prom
228of
229course
230reality
231doesn't
232judge
233us
234back
235but
236that
237doesn't
238mean
239that
240it
241doesn't
242if
243you
244think
245it's
246judging
247you
248then
249observe
250in
251your
252surroundings
253your
254own
255insecurities
256it
257is
258obvious
259that
260this
261way
262of
263doing
264things
265is
266far
267from
268vogue
269usually
270projecting
271inner
272pain
273onto
274the
275outer
276world
277is
278classified
279as
280pathology
281however
282this
283is
284because
285it
286is
287assumed
288that
289the
290outer
291world
292is
293on
294its
295own
296terms
297which
298it
299obviously
300isn't
301as
302far
303as
304we
305know
306it
307follows
308that
309as
310there
311is
312no
313backdrop
314against
315which
316to
317judge
318our
319quirks
320the
321quirks
322must
323not
324exist
325thus
326all
327is
328right
329with
330the
331world
332least
333agreeable
334of
335all
336mechanics
337the
338cost
339to
340get
341one
342quantum
343serviced
344is
345usually
346at
347least
348eight
349times
350more
351expensive
352than
353the
354cost
355of
356an
357average
358automobile
359tune-up
360for
361reasons
362not
363clearly
364known
365the
366quantum
367mechanics
368themselves
369claim
370it's
371the
372smallness
373of
374their
375work
376that
377justifies
378the
379price
380but
381it
382doesn't
383really
384look
385like
386they're
387doing
388anything
389and
390besides
391my
392quantum
393always
394seems
395to
396break
397again
398within
399six
400months
401maybe
402i'm
403just
404driving
405it
406too
407hard
408hezekiah
409demanded
410i
411keep
412it
413if
414he
415were
416to
417continue
418the
419relation
420of
421his
422prophecy-slash-advice
423column