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+the
+purpose
+of
+dogs
+okay
+so
+as
+we
+said
+in
+the
+prelude
+there
+either
+is
+or
+isn't
+a
+god
+this
+has
+been
+one
+of
+the
+main
+past
+times
+of
+humanity
+ever
+since
+since
+the
+first
+man
+or
+woman
+climbed
+out
+of
+whatever
+slime
+or
+swamp
+he
+thumbed
+his
+way
+out
+of
+what
+humanity
+has
+failed
+to
+realize
+is
+that
+an
+incredibly
+plausible
+third
+and
+heretofore
+unknown
+hypothesis
+also
+exists
+there
+is
+a
+dog
+in
+fact
+there
+are
+many
+dogs
+and
+not
+only
+that
+there
+are
+also
+many
+types
+of
+dogs
+these
+are
+called
+breeds
+and
+each
+breed
+was
+created
+by
+man
+in
+order
+to
+fulfill
+some
+use
+that
+man
+thought
+he
+needed
+some
+dogs
+are
+for
+chasing
+birds
+and
+some
+are
+for
+chasing
+badgers
+some
+are
+for
+laying
+in
+your
+lap
+and
+being
+petted
+all
+day
+some
+dogs
+don't
+seem
+to
+be
+really
+for
+anything
+besides
+being
+fucking
+stupid
+and
+chewing
+up
+your
+one-of-a-kind
+collectible
+individually-numbered
+king
+kong
+figurine
+from
+the
+peter
+jackson
+film
+but
+the
+important
+thing
+is
+and
+here
+we
+go
+with
+important
+things
+again
+all
+dogs
+have
+been
+bred
+by
+people
+for
+performing
+some
+certain
+function
+that
+we
+think
+is
+important
+note
+just
+because
+we
+think
+it's
+important
+doesn't
+mean
+it
+is
+important
+but
+it
+might
+as
+well
+be
+because
+what
+we
+as
+humans
+think
+is
+important
+is
+important
+but
+be
+careful
+just
+because
+something's
+important
+doesn't
+mean
+it
+means
+anything
+or
+that
+it
+actually
+makes
+anything
+happen
+even
+though
+just
+because
+something
+makes
+something
+else
+happen
+doesn't
+mean
+it's
+important
+shit
+let
+me
+start
+again