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| 1 | --- | ||
| 2 | title: Toilet | ||
| 3 | genre: prose | ||
| 4 | |||
| 5 | id: toilet | ||
| 6 | toc: "Toilet" | ||
| 7 | |||
| 8 | project: | ||
| 9 | title: "Buildings out of air: Paul in the Woods" | ||
| 10 | class: paul | ||
| 11 | order: 11 | ||
| 12 | next: | ||
| 13 | - title: Leg | ||
| 14 | link: leg | ||
| 15 | - title: Toothpaste | ||
| 16 | link: toothpaste | ||
| 17 | prev: | ||
| 18 | - title: Hands | ||
| 19 | link: hands | ||
| 20 | - title: Tapestry | ||
| 21 | link: tapestry | ||
| 22 | ... | ||
| 23 | |||
| 24 | Paul only did his reading on the toilet. | ||
| 25 | |||
| 26 | He read in a magazine that the universe as we know it is actually a hologram, a three-dimensional projection of a lower, two-dimensional, "realer" reality. | ||
| 27 | The article said that this model explains things like quantum entanglement, what it called "spooky action at a distance." | ||
| 28 | |||
| 29 | After he finished, he ran back out to his Writing Shack and hammered out a Treatise on Literature as Spooky Action. | ||
| 30 | His mind was reeling. | ||
| 31 | He typed out an entire [notecard][] on the subject. | ||
| 32 | |||
| 33 | He stopped to catch his breath. | ||
| 34 | Reading it over, he realized he was completely wrong. | ||
| 35 | "Paper is made from trees" he thought "and so is furniture." | ||
| 36 | He had thought that ART and CRAFT were two separate enterprises but he realized in a flash that they were two sides of the same building. | ||
| 37 | Were there other walls? | ||
| 38 | |||
| 39 | [notecard]: treatise.html | ||