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---
title: Hardware
genre: prose

project:
    title: "Buildings out of air: Paul in the Woods"
    css: paul
    order: 14
    next:
    - title: Treatise
      link: treatise
    - title: Hymnal
      link: hymnal
    previous:
    - title: Planks
      link: planks
    - title: Hands
      link: hands
...

His mother drove him to the Hardware Store on a Tuesday.  "I'm glad to see
you've taken my advice for once" she said.  "What do you mean."  "Applying to
work at the Hardware Store.  I'm proud of you Paul."

"Oh right.  Sure thing."  They pulled into the parking lot.  "Just be a
minute" he said as he opened the car door.

He walked under the door resplendent in its King William orange and white.  He
saw the towering rows of shelves like mountain ridges in Hell.  He strolled
among the fixtures, pipes, planks, sheets, plants (Why plants? he thought),
switches.  He realized he didn't know the first thing about building
furniture.  "I don't know the first thing" he muttered to himself "about
building furniture.  I know the last thing would be a couch or chair or stool
but the first thing is a mystery."  He turned around and walked straight out
of the store and to his mother's car without looking up.

"How'd it go" she asked starting the car.  "Great" he said.