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title: The purpose of dogs
genre: prose
project:
title: Book of Hezekiah
css: hezekiah
order: 2
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title: Philosophy
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title: Prelude
link: prelude
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Okay, so as we said in [the Prelude][], there either is or isn't a God. This
has been one of the main past times of humanity, ever since ... since the
first man (or woman) climbed out of whatever slime or swamp he thumbed his way
out of. What humanity has failed to realize is that an incredibly plausible
third, and heretofore unknown, hypothesis also exists: There is a dog.
In fact, there are many dogs, and not only that. There are also many types of
dogs; these are called breeds, and each breed was created by man in order to
fulfill some use that man thought he needed. Some dogs are for chasing birds,
and some are for chasing badgers. Some are for laying in your lap and being
petted all day. Some dogs don't seem to be really for anything, besides being
fucking stupid and chewing up your one-of-a-kind collectible
individually-numbered King Kong figurine from the Peter Jackson film. But the
important thing is, (and here we go with important things again) all dogs have
been bred by people for performing some certain function that we think is
important.
Note: *Just because we think it's important doesn't mean it is
important.* But it might as well be, because what we as humans think is
important is important. But be careful! just because something's important
doesn't mean it means anything, or that it actually makes anything happen.
Even though just because something makes something else happen doesn't mean
it's important. [Shit][]. Let me start again.
[the Prelude]: prelude.html
[Shit]: feedingtheraven.html
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