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+#!/bin/sh
+#| -*- scheme -*-
+exec csi -s $0 "$@"
+|#
+
+(import (chicken format)
+        (chicken random)
+        (chicken string)
+        posix-utils)
+
+(define (clear)
+  (display #\escape)
+  (display "[2J"))
+
+(define terminal-size (get-terminal-size))
+(define terminal-width (cadr terminal-size))
+(define terminal-height (car terminal-size))
+
+(define (get thing)
+  (if (< terminal-width 48)
+      ""
+      (format #f "~A:~A~A"
+              thing
+              (make-string (- 10 (string-length (symbol->string thing))) #\space)
+              (case thing
+                ('os "FUCK OFF")
+                ('host "A COMPUTER")
+                ('kernel "IDK")
+                ('uptime "WHO CARES")
+                ('pkgs "OH MY GOD WHO CARES")
+                ('memory (pseudo-random-integer (* 4 (* 1024 (* 1024 1024)))))))))
+
+(define message #<#END
+     _______
+    / ===== \    #(get 'os)
+   | _______ |   #(get 'host)
+   | | -   | |   #(get 'kernel)
+   | |_____| |   #(get 'uptime)
+   \_=_______/   #(get 'pkgs)
+   / ::::::: \   #(get 'memory)
+  (___________)
+
+  NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID COMPUTER.
+END
+)
+
+(define short-message "NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID COMPUTER.\n")
+
+(define message-height
+  (length (string-split message "\n" #t)))
+
+(define (main)
+  (clear)
+  (let ((n (- terminal-height message-height 4)))
+    (if (> n 0)
+        (begin (display message)
+               (display (make-string n #\newline)))
+        (display short-message))))
+
+(main)