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authorCase Duckworth2015-02-27 15:51:11 -0700
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14 link: prelude 14 link: prelude
15... 15...
16 16
17Okay, so as we said in [the Prelude][], there either is or isn't a God. This 17Okay, so as we said in [the Prelude][], there either is or isn't a God.
18has been one of the main past times of humanity, ever since ... since the 18This has been one of the main past times of humanity, ever since ... since the first man (or woman) climbed out of whatever slime or swamp he thumbed his way out of.
19first man (or woman) climbed out of whatever slime or swamp he thumbed his way 19What humanity has failed to realize is that an incredibly plausible third, and heretofore unknown, hypothesis also exists: There is a dog.
20out of. What humanity has failed to realize is that an incredibly plausible
21third, and heretofore unknown, hypothesis also exists: There is a dog.
22 20
23In fact, there are many dogs, and not only that. There are also many types of 21In fact, there are many dogs, and not only that.
24dogs; these are called breeds, and each breed was created by man in order to 22There are also many types of dogs; these are called breeds, and each breed was created by man in order to fulfill some use that man thought he needed.
25fulfill some use that man thought he needed. Some dogs are for chasing birds, 23Some dogs are for chasing birds, and some are for chasing badgers.
26and some are for chasing badgers. Some are for laying in your lap and being 24Some are for laying in your lap and being petted all day.
27petted all day. Some dogs don't seem to be really for anything, besides being 25Some dogs don't seem to be really for anything, besides being fucking stupid and chewing up your one-of-a-kind collectible individually-numbered King Kong figurine from the Peter Jackson film.
28fucking stupid and chewing up your one-of-a-kind collectible 26But the important thing is, (and here we go with important things again) all dogs have been bred by people for performing some certain function that we think is important.
29individually-numbered King Kong figurine from the Peter Jackson film. But the
30important thing is, (and here we go with important things again) all dogs have
31been bred by people for performing some certain function that we think is
32important.
33 27
34Note: *Just because we think it's important doesn't mean it is 28Note: *Just because we think it's important doesn't mean it is important.*
35important.* But it might as well be, because what we as humans think is 29But it might as well be, because what we as humans think is important is important.
36important is important. But be careful! just because something's important 30But be careful!
37doesn't mean it means anything, or that it actually makes anything happen. 31Just because something's important doesn't mean it means anything, or that it actually makes anything happen.
38Even though just because something makes something else happen doesn't mean 32Even though just because something makes something else happen doesn't mean it's important.
39it's important. [Shit][]. Let me start again. 33[Shit][].
34Let me start again.
40 35
41[the Prelude]: prelude.html 36[the Prelude]: prelude.html
42[Shit]: feedingtheraven.html 37[Shit]: feedingtheraven.html